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Doctor Long John
My dreams are
full of Doctor Long John
I got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
I have a dentist who's over seven feet tall
His name is Doctor Long John
And he answers every call
You know, I went to Long John's office
I said, doctor, the pain is killing me
I went to Long John's office
I said, doctor, the pain is killing
He said, don't worry, baby
It's just your cavity needs a little filling
He took out his trusty drill
Told me to open wide
He said he wouldn't hurt me
But he filled my whole inside
Long John, Long John
Don't you ever go away, no
'Cause you thrill me when you drill me
And I don't need no Novocain today
Oh, when he got done drilling he said
Now, Miss Midler, that is going to cost you ten
I was prepared to pay twenty
Yeah, yeah, yeah
When he got done drilling he said
Baby, that's gonna cost you ten
But if it ever starts in to throbbing
Come back and see old Long John
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, yeah
Yow
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