Fiesta In Rio 
(Bette Midler, Jerry Blatt)


It was Fiesta.  
Tropical moonlight.

We met on the dance floor, 
and he held me so tight.
I thought, I thought I was dying. 
But I just had the clap. 
It was Fiesta
and I had the clap.

What to do in Rio, 
when you can't even pee-o?
I had a bum time, 
though it was fiesta. 

It was fiesta,
 and the sun was so hot.
But I did not need a tan, 
I needed a shot.
I tried to find someone, 
who would help me God knows.
But it was Fiesta, 
and the clinics were closed.

I'd trade my mic in, 
for just one Tetracycline.
I had a bum time, 
though it was Fiesta! 

When he turned the light down low
he said, "Oh my God, I love you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove myself from his lap.
[Alternate Lyric]  
I was a forced, forced to remove his head from my lap.

You take care at Fiesta.  You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he will give you the . . . 

[ clapping ]

"Catchy, huh?"