Bette Midler - Bette on the boards - Burt Bacharach Opus No. 3

Burt Bacharach		Her name is Bette Midler.
Peter Ustinov		Who?
Burt Bacharach		Bette Midler, and she's fantastic.
Peter Ustinov		I've never heard of her, but what's the difference, I never heard of you either.
Burt Bacharach		Well, she's probably one of the greatest new talents to come along in quite awhile.
Peter Ustinov		Yes?
Burt Bacharach		Yes . . . and everyone is going to be hearing a lot about Bette Midler.
Miss M (Bette Midler)		Good evening America, this is The Divine Miss M here with my two sisters, Theresa, oh my my my my my and Conchita. We are here this evening to sing for you one of the great hits of the long gone, but not forgotten, fabulous forties.
Conchita (Bette Midler)		Oooo, what's the name of it?
Miss M (Bette Midler)		A Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B!
		Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (Don Raye, Hughie Prince) Ahhhh! He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way. He had a boogie style that no one else could play. He was the top man at his craft, but then his number came up and he was gone with the draft. He's in the army now, a blowin' reveille. He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B. They made him blow his bugle for his Uncle Sam. It really brought him down because he could not jam. The captain seemed to understand, because the next day the cap' went out and drafted the band. And now the company jumps when he plays reveille. He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B. A root, a toot, a toodlie-a-da-toot. He blows it eight to the bar in boogie rhythm. He can't blow a note unless a bass and guitar is playin' with him. And the company jumps when he plays reveille. He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B. He was some boogie woogie bugle boy of company B . . . yeow And when he played his boogie woogie bugle he was busy as a busy bee. And when he played he made the company jump eight to the bar. He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B. And-ata toodliata-toodliata toot toot he blows it eight to the bar. He can't blow a note if a bass and guitar isn't with him. And the company jumps when he plays reveille. He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B. He puts the boys to sleep with boogie every night, and wakes 'em up the same way in the early bright. They clap their hands and stamp their feet, 'cause they know how it goes when someone gives him a beat. Woah, woah, he wakes 'em up when he plays reveille. The boogie woogie bugle boy of company B. A root, a toot, a toodli-a-da to toot toot toot he's blowin' eight to the bar. He can't blow a note if a bass and guitar isn't, woah, with him. And the company jumps when he plays reveille. He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B. Superstar (Leon Russell, Bonnie Bramlett) Long ago and so far away, I fell in love with you before the second show. Your guitar just sounds so sweet and clear, but you're not really here. It's just the radio. Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby? Said you'd be coming back this way again, baby. Baby, oh baby. I love you. Loneliness is such a sad, sad affair. and I, I can hardly wait, to sleep with you again. What could I say to have you come again? Come back and play, oh play, please play, play that sad guitar. Whoa, don't you remember, you told me you loved me. Yeah, you said you'd be coming back this way again, baby. And you called me baby baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, I love you. Loneliness is such a sad affair. And I, I can hardly wait just to be with him again. What could I say to have him come back, again? He could come back and play, play that sad guitar. Don't you remember you told me you loved me? Said you'd be coming back again, baby. And you called me baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, I love you, I really do.